Thursday
May012008
Down in the mouth
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 01:45PM Last night I either dreamed I had toothache or I laid awake with toothache for some time and then woke up with no toothache. Most confusing.
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Ignorant Pom
...To which the man, emblazend with the words "ask me about Turok", relied "Do you have identification, sir? For I shall not accept your patronage without it"
With These words, I shot an indignant glance toward the clerk and with some force, slammed my certiphicate of birth upon the counter. At the sight of this, the clerk looked agahst, a fusion of bewilderment and exhaulted joy played accross his face. Upon reading the sacred text, the clerk pulled himself together and eventually posed the question "would you like the strategy guide with that, Sir? You get free microsoft points"
I stared at the man and replied "Strategy Guide? I need it not...And if I should return to this establishment with facial hair, think better of me"
With that I vacated the store triumpthant, knowing that the cycle ride home would feel extra sweet. My bike was stolen.
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