A Grate Day for Wit

Today I had three great ideas for Tweets in quick succession. I’m so pleased with them that I’m going to put them in the blog so that they don’t get lost. And no, I’m not sorry.

“Argos are having an "up to half price sale". Working out what this means is really hurting my head.”

“I was going to buy an e-reader but I think I'll wait until you can get ones that do the whole alphabet.”

“I'm going to make a stage out of empty, lid-less, ketchup bottles. It will be an Open Sauce Platform...”

..and here’s a bonus new one

“I’ve written a program that plots the location of every seat I’ve ever used. I call it my Sat Nav”

Comments

[James]

Oh Rob....

[Garth]

You need a vacation. Soon.

[Dave]

You know what they say ... a good pun is its own reword.

[Natasha Tygart]

The photo's really really nice. Did you shot this? I think you need to loosen up a bit. :)

[Sean]

You're hilarious... like really haha.

[Rob]

Glad you like the picture. I took it at Hull Marina last Saturday.