Olympic Secret

I was watching the Olympic opening ceremony last week when I believe I uncovered a great truth. If I suddenly vanish after this post, and it is mysteriously erased (well, you won't be able to read it, but anyway) then you will know that I have uncovered one of the greatest secrets of the age.

I think the Olympics is actually secretly run by the Walt Disney corporation. Consider the facts:

Olympic rings, or Mickey Mouse Ears?

Similar handwriting, eh?

Just think of it. All that TV time, advertising, merchandising, how can they not be doing it. I think the whole thing is actually being filmed in a big warehouse in Florida, with Pixar doing the animation for the outside shots. Every night a team of crack scriptwriters gets together and decides who wins each medal. It makes perfect sense. I just hope they are going to use the same approach for 2012.

Comments

[IgnorantPom]

...And I presume you were abducted by aliens last week?

[Rob]

I offered to go with them, but for some reason they weren't that keen on having me.....

[JDog]

What a strange post...they're hardly facts...Anywho i'll see you in September !

[Rob]

Hmmm. Perhaps I've been overdoing the strawberry flavoured milk again.

On that basis, maybe I won't mention my theory about the cunning way that they've increased the speed of the swimming events by building the pool on a slope so that swimmers can go downhill...

Anyhoo, I look forward to seeing you next month.

[JDog]

Oh, it is next month. Luckily however its the latter part of next month so i'm not condemned to education yet again for a good while.

...continuation of a theme.