Cats

Scene: Review Meeting for robmiles.com Marketing Task Force

Marketing Drone 1: "How do the figures look?"
Marketing Drone 2: "Pretty good. The Live Writer Plugin was a great move."
Marketing Drone 1: "Check. What's our next step?"
Marketing Drone 2: "Well, cats are popular"
Marketing Drone 1: "OK. Send him out with a camera"

Comments

[MattJ]

Cats and Marketing drones are both soulless and intrinsically Evil1 Beware your mind Rob, lest they seize control and you become another in the growing army of Cat Lackys!