Yep. Funny

Qn: What do you call a bunch of witches that can reheat food?
Ans: A microwave coven

...thank you and good night...

No, Honest

Went up town with number one daughter today to kit her out with stuff for university. I was going to buy her a few bits and bobs and a coffee out etc etc.

But I left my wallet at home. Daughter had to fund everything. I couldn't buy a toy for me (not that I wanted one, but you never know) or anything else. She even had to pay for the car park. And now she is toying with the suspicion I did it on purpose. I didn't. Honest. And it was very embarrasing having to say things like "..you know I'm good for it...just a couple of quid for the car park..." in public.

Nope, Not Funny

Hmmm. Nothing in the "Computer Quips" is funny. Or perhaps I've just lost my sense of humour.

My favourite joke of all time is still funny though:

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?".

I'm smiling now....

funny book?

funny book?
Originally uploaded by RobMiles.

I've been given a really funny book. Oh yes. Really. Tomorrow I might post one of the hilarious bon-mots in it.

light work

light work
Originally uploaded by RobMiles.