Saturday
Feb262005
Madness I Say
Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 07:42PM
We went up town today. In the carpark there was a sign which said "Lost Tickets Five Pounds".
That's mad.
Who wants to buy a lost ticket? I can imagine the dialogue:
Customer: "I'd like to buy a lost ticket"
attendant : "That will be five pounds please"
Customer: "There you are"
Attendant: "Thanks"
Customer: "Can I have it now please"
Attendant: "Sorry. I can't seem to find it"
Customer: "Of course you can't"
Madness I say. Madness.
That's mad.
Who wants to buy a lost ticket? I can imagine the dialogue:
Customer: "I'd like to buy a lost ticket"
attendant : "That will be five pounds please"
Customer: "There you are"
Attendant: "Thanks"
Customer: "Can I have it now please"
Attendant: "Sorry. I can't seem to find it"
Customer: "Of course you can't"
Madness I say. Madness.
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