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I'm thinking of getting some paving stones made out of drums.

Then people really would beat a path to my door.

Drunk with Readers

I've been using a new mechanism to make sure that the readership of these august pages is holding up (not sure what you are holding up actually, but from here it looks like your hands need washing).

Anyhoo, I've been using this new service from Google Analytics, which lets me see who has been visiting the page, what time they came, whether they were wearing a tie, etc, etc. It is very powerful. It has lots of things you can use to evaluate the effectiveness of advertising and page design, see how far most people go through your content and the like. Most people seem to arrive at my site, take one look at the opening page and then vanish at speed.

Such is life.

If you run a proper web page which actually has serious intent you should take a look at the service, I can see how it could be very useful.

There is talk of a new version, which will let you find out how many people have visited your web site on the way back from the pub. That is going to be called "Google Paralytics".

What Sundays are for

Spent Sunday eating Sunday dinner, mowing the lawn and washing the car. This is all very middle class and boring. Next week I plan to eat the car, wash the lawn and mow dinner.

Durham Driving

Drove to Durham today. Number one son (and his PS3) are now back in study mode, whatever that is.

Buy Our Book

I've just done some digging. You can buy our book at Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk. If you buy one and bring it along to me you can have a signed copy. Or you could buy one and sign it yourself. I'm easy either way.

Oh, and there is no truth in the rumour that it comes with a set of crayons.